John Lee Hooker is a man of Values
John Lee Hooker knows the need to create a new program for the nation. The JLH initiative is going to be groove time; a big sensation. As president, John will implement a multi-part initiative with the ultimate goal of serving and enriching the lives of American citizens, expanding the economy, and furthering relationships abroad through music. The points below will outline presidential candidate Hooker's initiative:
- As president, John Lee Hooker will always have the time for the blues.
- John Lee will expand the economy by increasing the domestic sale and manufacture of stetson hats, three piece suits, hollow body guitars, and Cadillacs.
- Every man and woman gets one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer, three times a day if they stay cool.
- Little chillens, (or children,) get milk, cream and alcohol, two times a day if they stay involved in school.
- John Lee Hooker will accept no trash talking and double dealin' in the White House, Congress, or the Senate. If President Hooker catches politicians messing 'round the White House, he is likely to cut them, shoot them, or worse.
- President Hooker intends to create a stimulus package that includes one harmonica, one beat-up Gibson guitar, one old Fender Reverb, and one voucher for a bottle of whiskey. It can't be argued thatif the stimulus package don't turn the economy around, at least people have all the tools to feel better about it.
- John Lee Hooker will immediately implement a nationwide "Blues in the Schools" program, and create grants and funding exclusively for school music programs.
- If you come home last Friday and have to tell your woman you lost your job... If you have to have your friends and neighbors come over to your house rent boogie just to pay your rent, John Lee Hooker understands. President Hooker will boogie your troubles away.
- As president, John Lee Hooker will immediately call on congress to create an International Blues Music Day, ease taxes & increase federal tourim funds for the impoverished Mississippi Delta, and declare April 4th Muddy Waters Day, officially making the date a national holiday.